In a previous blog, I mentioned (bragged about) my Advanced Degree in Puke Removal from Carpets. What I failed to mention was the fact that I also hold the coveted certificate in Dog Poop Removal from Carpets. I have numerous hours of expertise in this activity - some of those hours actually occurring today at our grandparents' house across the street.
If my services are ever in need, please do not hesitate to call (1-800-poop-scrubber). I will offer all of my knowledge and wisdom free of charge.
***Note to reader - Shrimp pasta and the digestive system of a canine are not, I repeat, NOT compatible!
Our girl Violet!
9 years ago
3 comments:
That last sentence made the whole post worthwhile!
Hmmmm...the poop removal certificate in your training sounds quite worthwhile...now here's one to really test your skill...do you have a tip for getting dog pee out of carpet? Case in point...small Chihuahua that has found a corner unbeknownst to us, and writer's husband is VERY angry...any tips "Nini's World" can share would be MUCH appreciated! :-)
P.S. Thank you so much for your encouragement the past few weeks...it truly means so much to me and I just wanted to thank you personally, but couldn't find your e-mail address! :-/ Oops! The "M" girls are the best, and I love each and every one of you!!!!
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