Help!!! Being Held Hostage...

Sometimes when you can't imagine things getting any worse - the unthinkable happens! Just when we finally bid a fond farewell to the flu bug that had taken an unwelcome residence in our home and the cure to our cabin fever was in sight - we were taken hostage by a frightful band of rebels.




Their ring leader, Tanner Abdul Ju Bar Stephanovich, (this photo taken with a hidden camera) has proven to be quite ruthless. His skills with a wide variety of weaponry (especially swords and light sabers) have left us fearing for our lives. It is with this message that I urge any readers to please send help. We don't know how much time we have left...