Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Advanced Degree...

While this isn't a fact that I often share (I am not usually one to brag) but I just felt the need to put this out there in case there is anyone who may need some advice, encouragement or helpful hints in this area. I hold the coveted Advanced Degree (A.D.) in Puke Removal from Carpets (PRfC). Now, I am aware that being a specialist in this is quite rare and highly unusual but I truly am a professional puke remover. I have had countless hours of experience - including several within the last 24 hours - a requirement to maintain my status. With this in mind, please know that I offer this expertise to you free of charge. If you find yourself in a situation that may need my assistance, please do not hesitate to call.

6 comments:

Denise K. said...

Great minds think alike...I chose the same blog background as you!:-)

Oh you poor thing...the puke removal job is the worst I know...and for some reason, there is always some lingering smell on you that you just can't get out until you shower! Are the kiddos sick, or did someone eat something bad? I hope he/she is on the mend, and that the rest of the family stays well!!! I always said that you know you are a mother when you are hosing off a bedspread at 3 a.m. in the bitter cold...hang in there...

From one mother to another, I wish you a peaceful night with everyone recovered!

Hang in there...

With understanding from Colorado to California,
Denise :-)

Kim said...

Hi Nini-
I like your new blog update too. It is really cute. Sorry to hear that you still have sick kiddos at home. Your degree is one that I'm glad I never got. My children never threw up in bed or on the carpet to the best of my memory. For that I'm eternally grateful.

Live strong my dear.

Kimi Jo said...

Do you have a diploma or certificate & if so is it framed or do you carry it with you?
My Dear Friend...You have my uttermost respect!!!! I flunk when it comes to the pukey thing, when it happens in my house I get sick! just by the suggestion...I just CANT! Give me the other end & I can master it! I hope all gets better soon. You are all in my thoughts & prayers!
P.S. The new background is very cute!

Denise K. said...

Hi there! Just checking back in to see how everyone was feeling! Hope your household is healthy and happy! :-)

Anonymous said...

SISTER!!

Let me tell you by the grace of
God himself, I have not had to clean up puke for a good year and a half! DON'T JINX ME!!!!!!!

Love ya
Chenoa

Chris and Tasha said...

yeah that's gross