Swine, Swine, Everywhere is Swine...

It has been so long since I have posted here that I almost forgot how! Where in the world did the last month go??? Let's see, I haven't been hiding with my nose in a book somewhere. I haven't been partying like a rockstar. I haven't been doing anything really except soccer practice, soccer games, football practice, football games, cleaning, washing, vacuuming, repairing, driving, cooking, cake decorating, more soccer, more football, more driving, lots of baking, more cake decorating, minimal sleeping and swine, swine, swine! That is how I have spent the month since my last post!

Hopefully, things will clear up a little with soccer and football ending this week and Markie getting over his swine. Oh, wait - basketball starts next Monday and the coach has already issued the warning that practice will be held 5 days a week. It just might be another month until I write again...

M&N's Washing Machine Repair Service

One broken washing machine vs. 2 women armed only with a fix-it manual and a shoe box full of tools.

The outcome was looking a little bleak. But alas, after disassembling the machine piece by piece, these two extremely talented, incredibly handy and ridiculously attractive women found the problem and corrected it. After reassembling the white beast, the sweet sound of a washing machine spin cycle was music to their ears!

This repair birthed the new company - M&N's Washing Machine Repair Service. Please feel free to call us anytime at 1-800-ROCKSTARS!!!!

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today!

Forget the barbecue. Forget the hot dogs. The only thing on the menu for Tanner's birthday party tomorrow is HAMBURGERS!!! And not just any hamburgers either! I am just wondering - is it possible for cupcakes to look any cuter??? I think NOT!

Alright, enough of me tooting my own horn! Here are some pictures of the hamburger cupcakes!

I am REALLY hoping they taste as good as they look!

11 Years and Counting...

Happy Birthday to my sweet Madison Faith! How 11 years have passed since you burst your way into my world - I just don't know! I am so glad for each and every minute! I love you like crazy!

In honor of my girl's birthday, here are a few of my favorite pictures!

Happy Birthday Mad Dog!!!!

Showering in Red Bull at Tim McGraw!!!

It was a GNO for my sissy and me with Tim McGraw providing the entertainment! Words cannot express just how much fun we had! Between showering in (and sharing) Tim's Red Bull, screaming our heads off and dancing like no one has ever seen before - it was a night that will not be forgotten! See for yourself!




Blowing kisses...

Red Bull shower anyone???

A couple videos for your viewing pleasure!

Sorry about Tim being horizontal in this video (get your mind out of the gutter!) - I don't know how to switch it!

Going for the gold!!!!!

Number of practice swings: 836,492
Number of balls hit on driving range: 420,687
Holes played to prepare for tournament: 900
Number of Championship trophies for the Sam Baskins Memorial Golf Tournament: 2

Number of incredibly proud parents: 2

Barbie Cakes and Rattlesnakes!

Just a typical day here in the Stephens household! Me baking cakes, Mark killing snakes!

While I was working in the kitchen, making a very cool, super awesome Barbie cake for a 6 year old's birthday - my hubby was fighting to the death with a rattlesnake. I am really happy that my hub came out the victor! Check out his lifeless opponent!

Cakes and snakes. Who would have thought these two would ever share a blog post?!!