Nini's World

Cake-tastic!

2010-03-03T12:48:00.000-08:00

Well, so much for the New Year's resolution to blog more often! Add this one to the ever growing list of failed resolutions! With that weight off my shoulders, now I can live life more freely! Whew!

On to more exciting things! I was asked to make a cake for a friend's surprise 40th birthday party. Yes, I know 40. FORTY!!!! Makes me want to puke too! Anyways, there may have been a little conspiracy theory thing going on because I am not one who is big on the party thing. Having me make the cake was a guarantee that I would be there. Darn. Tricked again. But I digress...

So, I am asked to make this cake. 80's theme. 60ish people. Neon colors. You get the picture. Luckily in my bag of tricks (aka my cake decorating supply kit) I have some neon food coloring! I put it to good use! Here is the final result!

In case you are wondering - I take orders! :)

A Ball and a Whole Lot of Boobs!

2010-02-07T13:06:00.000-08:00

Last night I was invited to attend a Cancer Ball. This function is an awesome fundraiser for cancer research. The walls were lined with silent auction items and a live auction that brought in at least $100,000 followed dinner. The cause being supported last night was something that I whole-heartedly believe in given that no one is immune to the effect of cancer. Unfortunately, everyone has been impacted by this disease by either dealing with it personally or because of a loved one having to battle through it. I am all for raising money for this cause.

That being said, I couldn't help but be a little distracted last night. In a room full of tuxedos and ball gowns, I don't think I have ever seen so many boobs before in my life. Old boobs. New boobs. Larger than life boobs. 60 year olds with boobs coming out of their neck. It was boob-fest 2010! I felt so overdressed! I am not quite sure what some women are thinking when they visit their plastic surgeons. Does everyone really need to look like a porn star? And do these women not own mirrors? I just don't get it.

I have no problem with plastic surgery, if anything, I am a little jealous. But really, there is such a thing as proportion. Double D boobs on a 95 pound woman is not really the best look. If your boobs enter a room 1 minute before the rest of you, I would say there is a slight problem. Can you see why I was distracted last night? Boobs everywhere!

I am thinking about submitting a request to rename the event. Boob Ball to Benefit Cancer Research or Boobie Time, Cancer Research Benefit or what about Boobs-R-Us Cancer Research Fundraiser. The possibilities are endless...

Eye of the Tiger!!!

2010-01-27T17:22:00.000-08:00

The fighters were in their corners waiting for the bell to ring. A resounding "ding" is heard in the distance. They meet in the middle of the ring, tap gloves and prepare for battle. After dancing around the ring trying to get a feel for their opponent, the gloves start flying. Leather against flesh. Man against man....... Alright, boy against boy.

In the red corner, weighing in at 62 pounds, Tanner "T-Bone" Stephens. His opponent, in the blue corner, weighing in at 83 pounds, Mark "The Shark" Stephens.

After watching Rocky 1-3, my boys have decided that they ARE Rocky. The battle ensues. After a full round of jabbing, punching, uppercuts and even a few crane kicks for good measure, they are sent back to their corners to await the judges decision.

A draw.

However, T-Bone landed one great punch to the eye of The Shark and split him open - a feat that both were ridiculously excited about. Thankfully, a trip to the doctor was deemed unnecessary. The Shark walked away with a super cool tough guy type injury and T-bone relished the fact that he can rip apart an opponent 20 lbs heavier.

Eye of the tiger baby. Eye of the tiger.

Ch..Ch...Ch...Changes....

2010-01-13T17:53:00.000-08:00

For the last few years, my book club girls and I have chosen a word that describes our focus for the upcoming year. Last year my word was "Trust" because I wanted to grow in my Christian walk and learn to trust God more. The year before that my word was "Truth" because I was so tired of hearing so many lies that I wanted to set myself on a path to pursue truth.

This year, given that I am in the early stages of a mid-life crisis and I refuse to look 4o when I turn 40, my focus word is "change." Not only am I talking about changing this nasty old saggy, wrinkly, droopy, hideously grotesque soccer mom body into something that could grace the pages of Victoria's Secret (my husband would be eternally grateful), I am talking about changes that go beyond that as well.

Figuring out how to go about this change is a whole different story. Going from a shar-pei puppy to supermodel is no walk in the park- just like changing the stuff on the inside that could use a good overhaul is a daunting task as well. The way I figure, I have 4 months to change the outside (vanity and gravity are very dangerous things!) and a whole year to change the inside, so I am going to dive right on in on my quest for rockstar abs and buns of steel and I will just hope that in the process, I will figure out how to overhaul the inside!

Ch...Ch...Ch....Changes......

Failing Miserably!

2010-01-07T11:13:00.000-08:00

This is why I don't do resolutions! It is already day 7 of the new year and this is the first time I have blogged in 5 days and I have yet to change my eating/exercise/skin care habits to ward off looking like a shar-pei puppy when I turn 40. I started watching Biggest Loser for some inspiration but it inspired me to shovel down a bunch of peanut M&M's while I got comfy on the couch. (For the record, I honestly believe that peanut M&M's are a well-balanced meal - proteins and carbs all packaged a colorful little shell!)

So what is my deal??? I need some motivation. Clearly it is not coming from within so it must be something out there that I have yet to find! Maybe at Cold Stone Creamery? The local bakery? Heavenly Donuts? I just don't know! Maybe I'll be working so hard in my quest to find motivation that it will almost be like working out??? Yep, that works for me!

Perhaps that should be my new resolution - finding motivation for self-improvement. I like it! I'll keep you posted as my search progresses!

Traditions and Resolutions!

2010-01-02T08:45:00.000-08:00

At the year's end, there are some traditions that just need to end with them! But, on a much more positive note, there are others that should just keep going and going and going!!! My favorite tradition (besides lasagna at Christmas and birthday presents at the end of the kids' beds) is kicking off the New Year with a dear friend and celebrating Barnes & Noble style! With a nice hot drink in hand a whole converted forest to stroll through, I wouldn't want to start my year any other way!

Now, as far as resolutions go - I have never really been one to make them! This year, however, I have come up with two! The first is to be a better blogger. I know, totally lame huh??? But the fact of the matter is that it really does keep family members who live out of town in touch with all things Stephens - without having to actually come here and experience the insanity!

My second resolution is to do whatever I can to NOT look forty when I turn forty this year! Have no fear, surgery is not an option here! Everything else is fair game!

So that is it. In a nutshell - keep the traditions that work. Dump the ones that don't. Start your year how you want it to end, do a better job keeping in touch and try your hardest to not age in the process!

Happy New Year!

Merry CHRISTmas!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-28T11:28:00.000-08:00

December 24, 2009 at 3:00 p.m.: Christmas Eve services at church. Everyone was given a glow stick (instead of a candle) so we could turn the lights off and sing Christmas carols.

December 24, 2009 at 8:30 p.m.: Madison is not feeling well. All three children put to bed.

Sometime between December 24th at 10:30 p.m. and December 25th at 2:00 a.m.: Santa makes an appearance.

December 25, 2009 at 2:00 a.m.: Tanner runs in to let us know that SANTA CAME!!!! He is promptly sent back to bed.

December 25, 2009 at 2:15 a.m.: Madison comes in because she has a bad headache and needs medicine. I send her into the kitchen to eat a few crackers so she doesn't take medication on an empty stomach.

December 25th, 2009 at 2:20 a.m.: I climb out of bed to find Tanner and Madison in the dark hallway. Madison is eating crackers and Tanner is scanning the area around the Christmas tree with his glow stick in hand. Madison is given her necessary medication and both are sent back to bed.

December 25th, 2009 at 6:15 a.m.: This picture says it all!

December 25, 2009 between 6:15 a.m. and 6:17 a.m.:

Tanner opened the electric scooter that Santa brought him!

Markie tore into his electric scooter!

and Madison opened the cell phone Santa brought her!!!

December 26, 2009 - Our family actually took a family picture! Yet another Christmas miracle!

I hope that in this holiday season, the blessings of family and the true reason for the season were upon you! Merry CHRISTmas and Happy New Year!

Swine, Swine, Everywhere is Swine...

2009-10-25T15:48:00.001-07:00

It has been so long since I have posted here that I almost forgot how! Where in the world did the last month go??? Let's see, I haven't been hiding with my nose in a book somewhere. I haven't been partying like a rockstar. I haven't been doing anything really except soccer practice, soccer games, football practice, football games, cleaning, washing, vacuuming, repairing, driving, cooking, cake decorating, more soccer, more football, more driving, lots of baking, more cake decorating, minimal sleeping and swine, swine, swine! That is how I have spent the month since my last post!

Hopefully, things will clear up a little with soccer and football ending this week and Markie getting over his swine. Oh, wait - basketball starts next Monday and the coach has already issued the warning that practice will be held 5 days a week. It just might be another month until I write again...

M&N's Washing Machine Repair Service

2009-09-03T13:17:00.000-07:00

One broken washing machine vs. 2 women armed only with a fix-it manual and a shoe box full of tools.

The outcome was looking a little bleak. But alas, after disassembling the machine piece by piece, these two extremely talented, incredibly handy and ridiculously attractive women found the problem and corrected it. After reassembling the white beast, the sweet sound of a washing machine spin cycle was music to their ears!

This repair birthed the new company - M&N's Washing Machine Repair Service. Please feel free to call us anytime at 1-800-ROCKSTARS!!!!

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today!

2009-08-15T19:53:00.001-07:00

Forget the barbecue. Forget the hot dogs. The only thing on the menu for Tanner's birthday party tomorrow is HAMBURGERS!!! And not just any hamburgers either! I am just wondering - is it possible for cupcakes to look any cuter??? I think NOT!

Alright, enough of me tooting my own horn! Here are some pictures of the hamburger cupcakes!

I am REALLY hoping they taste as good as they look!

11 Years and Counting...

2009-07-29T16:31:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to my sweet Madison Faith! How 11 years have passed since you burst your way into my world - I just don't know! I am so glad for each and every minute! I love you like crazy!

In honor of my girl's birthday, here are a few of my favorite pictures!

Happy Birthday Mad Dog!!!!

Showering in Red Bull at Tim McGraw!!!

2009-07-26T12:53:00.000-07:00

It was a GNO for my sissy and me with Tim McGraw providing the entertainment! Words cannot express just how much fun we had! Between showering in (and sharing) Tim's Red Bull, screaming our heads off and dancing like no one has ever seen before - it was a night that will not be forgotten! See for yourself!

Blowing kisses...

Red Bull shower anyone???

A couple videos for your viewing pleasure!

Sorry about Tim being horizontal in this video (get your mind out of the gutter!) - I don't know how to switch it!

Going for the gold!!!!!

2009-07-21T14:58:00.000-07:00

Number of practice swings: 836,492
Number of balls hit on driving range: 420,687
Holes played to prepare for tournament: 900
Number of Championship trophies for the Sam Baskins Memorial Golf Tournament: 2

Number of incredibly proud parents: 2

Barbie Cakes and Rattlesnakes!

2009-07-02T12:22:00.001-07:00

Just a typical day here in the Stephens household! Me baking cakes, Mark killing snakes!

While I was working in the kitchen, making a very cool, super awesome Barbie cake for a 6 year old's birthday - my hubby was fighting to the death with a rattlesnake. I am really happy that my hub came out the victor! Check out his lifeless opponent!

Cakes and snakes. Who would have thought these two would ever share a blog post?!!

GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-25T12:04:00.000-07:00

Using skills that most golfers only wish they had - Madison and Mark hit the links for their golf camp at Gold Hills. Tanner and I tagged along! The second hole was a long par 5. Madison CRUSHED her drive. Her second shot was a vision of beauty and her third shot (from 150 yards out) landed within 10 inches of the hole - setting her up for a beautifully tapped in birdie! It was an honor (and great exercise) to watch her get her first birdie! (You know how I am with toe-touches during celebrations!)

Markie once again rocked the house! He came in as the lowest scorer - shooting better than people 10 years older than him!

Tanner was the resident ball-finder on the course. His pockets were stuffed with golf balls!

And I am one proud mama! (I spared you the pictures of the toe-touches - they are probably something that should only be heard about but NEVER seen!)

Happy 13th Anniversary to My Hubby and Me!!!

2009-06-22T12:58:00.000-07:00

On this very day - 13 years ago - My hubby and I promised to love, honor and respect each other for "as both as we long shall live" - as my hubby so eloquently phrased it. I am so glad that those vows are still true to this day! Happy Anniversary to my sweet hubby! I love you like crazy!

Ace of Cakes

2009-06-21T16:28:00.000-07:00

In honor of Mark's Grandma's 88th birthday - Madison designed the following cake. I took her sketches and turned them into reality. The result - a four layered chocolate cake, filled with a cream cheese/whipped topping/crushed chocolate chip cookie frosting, and topped with a generous peppering of crushed chocolate chip cookies along with chocolate chip morsels. It tasted as good as it looked - even of I do say so myself!

We celebrated her birthday with a BBQ that we will not soon forget! In the middle of this celebration, the sky opened up and released a fury of rain and hail. Obviously, this had no impact at all on our plans!

Gotta love it!

Totally Fair!

2009-06-20T09:07:00.000-07:00

Last night was a GNO at the fair! On the schedule - a Mark Chestnutt/Carlene Carter concert, cruising booths, eating fair food and pretty much having a great time! Here are the final tallies for the evening:

Egg Rolls on a Stick: 2

Wife Beater Shirts: 284

Women who REALLY should be wearing bras: 912

Creepy man who asked me to sit on his lap: 1

Nightmares due to creepy man asking me to sit on his lap: 4 and counting

Time with friends: Priceless

Looking forward to doing it all again next year! (Minus the creepy man thing!)

NO FAIR!!!!

2009-06-18T14:06:00.000-07:00

Alright - it really was fair! Shasta County Fair - that is! It was an evening to remember! A concert, cotton candy, a giant slide, roller coasters, animals and 1 very uncertain pony rider! See for yourself!

What a fun night!

A Thousand Words?

2009-06-17T09:37:00.000-07:00

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. These ones might be worth a little more!

Enough said.

Bird flu!!!

2009-06-08T15:22:00.001-07:00

Ok - not really Bird Flu. Definitely bird FLEW though! Tanner (our resident future physician)rescued this injured dove from our backyard. His wing was definitely broken making future flying impossible. After a thorough examination by the 6 year old, it was decided that a trip to the Shasta County Wild Life Preserve was in order.

We loaded up the bird and made the trek to get the needed care for our feathered friend. While the future looks bleak (not beak!) for the bird - my kids and I left there knowing we did all that we could to help this little one. A valuable lesson was learned about caring for ALL of God's creatures - great and small.

***Now, does the fact that my boys were sitting in the backseat (with the injured bird sitting between them) pretending to shoot birds flying by mean that they missed the lesson???***

Lexi-saurus!!!

2009-05-13T12:16:00.001-07:00

Queen of the Wild Frontier

When she isn't busy tearing off limbs, eating furniture and chasing deer - she is one very sweet girl!

Happy Mother's Day to Me (and to you too!)!!!

2009-05-10T18:08:00.001-07:00

Where does your joy come from??? Here are 3 1/2 places I get my joy!

What a blessing each of my kiddipoos is! On this Mother's Day, I am one very thankful mama!

See You Again Soon My Little Nani!

2009-05-05T16:52:00.001-07:00

This past weekend we bid a fond farewell to my sweet little Nani. After 84 years here, Jesus came to take her home.

What a truly amazing woman! I am so blessed that she was a part of my life. She is going to be missed so very much. I look forward to seeing her again when Jesus comes to take me home too! Until that day, I love you Nani!

What's in a Name???

2009-04-26T07:02:00.000-07:00

Well, after careful consideration, we renamed our poocheroo Lexi Girl Stephens. Emmie was a close fit but not quite right. As soon as Lexi came out of my mouth - we knew that it was the right name for our sweet little girl! What a little lovie!!!

Meet The Newest Member of the Stephens Family!

2009-04-25T17:25:00.001-07:00

Emmie Girl Stephens - the sweetest little puppy ever - is the newest member of our family!

I have a sneaking suspicion that she might end up being a little spoiled!

And We Were Dancin' and Singin' ...

2009-04-23T16:55:00.000-07:00

... and movin' to the groovin'!!!! Could you feel it??? There was some shakin' going on here and even a few toe touches here and there just to mix things up!

MADISON HAS COMPLETED HER 42 PAGE REPORT ON THE STATE OF WISCONSIN!!!!!

WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! If I was able to walk (toe touches probably weren't the best idea on my part) - I would be running thru the neighborhood shouting with joy!!!!!!!!!

STOP BUGGING ME!!!

2009-04-11T13:55:00.000-07:00

OK - you aren't really bugging me - THESE CAKES ARE!!!

For Easter, the kids received this cake pan along with a bunch of other baking treats from their Grandpa Mark and Grandma Vicki. Fired up doesn't even come close to describing how excited I was! I have been waiting patiently for this day to come so I could put this pan to use!

Before -

After -

Bumble Bee

Ladybug

Dragonfly

Butterfly

A rainbow of colors for decorating!

Madison and I make 18 bugs for all of the kids to decorate at the Easter party we are going to tomorrow! I can hardly wait!!!

Oh Canada...

2009-04-02T17:39:00.001-07:00

The boys got their hair cut today - so handsome! These military cuts are as close as these two boys will ever be to anything military related!

Hide your daughters!!!

2009-03-26T15:44:00.001-07:00

Meet my nephew - Matteo: Handsome little fellow, future heart breaker, lover of kisses from his aunties and super smiley little lovie kissie face!

Meli, Me and Jason Aldean!

2009-03-23T13:34:00.000-07:00

It was a GNO for Melissa and me and oh yeah, Jason Aldean came along for the ride!

After dancing like wild women for 3 hours, I can honestly say that we got our money's worth - although the people sitting behind us might disagree due to their obstructed view! It was a night filled with many laughs, some crazy loud singing, lots of head banging and moves that most people have never seen before! Looking forward to doing it again hopefully someday soon!

And, what exactly is TOKY???

Latest Fashion Trend???

2009-03-13T19:32:00.000-07:00

Modeling this year's latest Fractured Footwear is Madison Faith Stephens:

Unfortunately, this particular style is only available at exclusive distributors.

Thursday Morning Fever...

2009-03-12T13:02:00.001-07:00

For those of you who were wondering what a Thursday Morning Fever (not to be confused with Saturday Night Fever) looked like - here it is.

One extremely high energy kid who NEVER takes naps is currently wrapped in his Warriors/Boise State Broncos blankie and is out cold on the couch. Poor little T-Bone.

Finding Nini - Part 2

2009-03-09T07:38:00.000-07:00

That is me in the front row on the far right. White outfit. Big bangs. Rubber bands holding up those knee socks! A very hot look!

Finding Nini...

2009-03-06T09:13:00.000-08:00

This picture came across my facebook. I am SO loving the styles back then! This is my 4th grade class. See if you can find me! (You should be able to click on the picture to enlarge it!)

Rainbow Connection...

2009-03-04T17:37:00.000-08:00

Sing with me (and Kermit the Frog)...

Why are there so many

Songs about rainbows

And what's on the other side

Rainbow's are visions

They're only illusions

And rainbows have nothing to hide

So we've been told and some chose to believe it

But I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it

The Rainbow Connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish

Would be heard and answered

When wished on the morning star

Somebody thought of that

And someone believed it

And look what it's done so far

What's so amazing

That keeps us star gazing

What do we think we might see

Someday we'll find it

That Rainbow Connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

Have you been half asleep

And have you heard voices

I've heard them calling my name

Are these the sweet sounds

That called the young sailors

I think they're one and the same

I've heard it too many times to ignore it

There's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it

The Rainbow Connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

***(This picture was taken from our backyard a few hours ago!)

6 Games, A Couple Trophies and One Giant Bleacher Butt!

2009-03-01T09:41:00.000-08:00

After watching 6 basketball games, chewing off all of my fingernails and pretty much feeling like every last nerve had been shot - our basketball tournament came to a close!

In between bouts of coughing her head off, Madison was a force to be reckoned with on the court. In a couple of the most stressful games I have ever watched, she, along with her teammates pulled off a one-point win in the first game. This sent her into the Championship round and into a battle that will not soon be forgotten. Our girls were able to hold on to the lead until the last few minutes when we ended up losing by 4 points. In my book, victory was still won by our girls. They played hard, played together and didn't let the fact that they were playing the spawn of Satan shake them. Ok - I am TOTALLY kidding about the Satan's spawn part, sort of. :)

After being activated as the only 2nd grader playing on a 4th/5th grade team - Markie and his boys played hard and strong but fell short on the scoreboard. They lost their first game which sent them into their next game battling for 3rd place. With a trophy at stake, our boys turned on the heat and pulled off a win!

After spending 9 hours in a gym watching 6 basketball games, I can honestly say that my butt has never been flatter - not a look I was going for but one that I ended up with anyways. Hopefully today things will return to their previous state of perfection. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Obviously, I am kidding here!

These are a few of my favorite things...

2009-02-25T09:58:00.000-08:00

Because you asked - here are some of my favorite things that happened on our trip! Besides screaming my head off on the California Screamin' roller coaster (I truly lived up to its name!), the things that stand out are:

My kids (along with my niece and nephew) being chosen to dance with Mickey and Minnie:

Checking out the pictures of us after riding on some of the rides (could very well be the funniest part of the trip!)

Spending two full days with many of my favorite people!

Tanner, my sissy and my sweet niece, Gabriella

A bunch of kids and a couple Grandmas

Gabriella and her one true love - her Uncle MarkDonald

4 Creatures

Me and my hubby!

We're Baaaaack!!!

2009-02-24T10:25:00.000-08:00

Disneyland was AWESOME!!! We all had a blast! We got to see almost all of our family on my side (Brother, we missed you!) - I couldn't have asked for a better time - maybe a better hotel though! :)

The Family

Me and my sissy!

5 of 6 creatures

My kiddipoos and me! (Tanner was NOT interested in having his picture taken!)

A great big bear and 3 very little people!

I am pretty sure I took about 42 million pictures but I'll stop there! Our time away was amazing but we are happy to be back home! Sleeping in your own bed truly is priceless!

M-I-C - See ya real soon...

2009-02-18T19:00:00.000-08:00

K-E-Y - Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!!!!

That is right - the Stephens Family is heading to Disneyland! And I can honestly say that it will never be the same! Once our crew tears thru it - Mickey just might need a vacation! I am looking forward to sharing all of the details with you upon our return!

Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse
Forever let us hold our banners hiiiiiiiiiigh
Come along and sing our song
And join our jamboree
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!!!!!!!!

Rock Star!!!

2009-02-13T13:23:00.000-08:00

With two guitar lessons under his belt - Tanner is already a Rock Star!!! Looking forward to the day when Tim McGraw opens for him!!

Two Tickets To Paradise...

2009-02-09T17:51:00.000-08:00

OK - so it isn't really paradise. It is Konocti Resort and Casino in Kelseyville but we'll take it! Our 8th row tickets came in the mail today! My sister and I are so excited! And, yes we are total dorks but we don't care! We have carefully perfected the fine art of stalking and on this very day in July we will be putting our skills to use! Besides the concert, we will be attending the Sunset BBQ being offered only to the premier ticket holders - once again proving just how deep our loser status runs! I will be sure to share all of the juicy details upon our return!

Yes, Your Honor...

2009-02-04T12:12:00.001-08:00

Words you never want to have to say! Well, today, we are saying them loud and proud! My sweet angel girl, Madison Faith, was awarded a certificate for Honor Roll at school. Notice the GPA??? Her hard work has paid off and we are so incredibly proud of her!

Madison - you are a ROCK STAR! Excellent work, my love!

Oh - GO FLY A KITE!!!

2009-02-03T13:02:00.000-08:00

OK! Which is exactly what we did to get ready for the Super Bowl (Yes, I realize I am a little late in posting this!) The kids were given these fantastic kites and Sunday, before the game, we put them to good use!

RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Success!

Guess Who Is Coming For a Visit???

2009-01-27T16:23:00.000-08:00

Well, here are two VERY happy girls from the last time he made his way here. Any guesses?

Here's your first clue...

Oh look - here we are again - the year before that (and the two years before that too) - yes we are official stalkers...

Any guesses???

Still unsure???

Alright for anyone who knows me even a teeny tiny bit - you guessed it before you even finished reading the title! YES - Tim McGraw is coming to Konocti Resort in July! Has this bit of news brightened up my day - YOU BET YOUR BEHIND!!! Konocti - here I come...

True Friendship

2009-01-21T12:50:00.000-08:00

Today, I received an email from a friend that really did make me laugh out loud! I thought all three of you might enjoy it too.

Are you tired of those wimpy ' friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of there.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up, dust you off and then laugh.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

I guess this is just another way of finding out who your friends are!

Additional Advanced Degree

2009-01-18T17:00:00.000-08:00

In a previous blog, I mentioned (bragged about) my Advanced Degree in Puke Removal from Carpets. What I failed to mention was the fact that I also hold the coveted certificate in Dog Poop Removal from Carpets. I have numerous hours of expertise in this activity - some of those hours actually occurring today at our grandparents' house across the street.

If my services are ever in need, please do not hesitate to call (1-800-poop-scrubber). I will offer all of my knowledge and wisdom free of charge.

***Note to reader - Shrimp pasta and the digestive system of a canine are not, I repeat, NOT compatible!

Fakin' the Funk on a Nasty Dunk!

2009-01-17T17:54:00.000-08:00

Today was a day of basketball. It started out with basketball on tv - recorded from last night (go Warriors! - we are faithful fans even though they faithfully stink!), was filled with basketball games being played by Madison and Mark and concluded with a family game of hoops at our neighborhood basketball court. Because I am most likely going to be immobile as soon as my soreness kicks in, I figured I better get this posted quickly!

After watching the Warriors FINALLY pull off a win, Madison's game was the first on deck! With her game face on and her hair done to perfection (an issue that plagues all pre-teens), she hit the court with a level of aggressiveness that I had yet seen her display. Her confidence in her own abilities was apparent. She even made a basket! The smile on her face after she scored truly was priceless! After winning last week with a score that I believe was to 40-0, our kids generously let this team score 1 basket!

After a 2 hour break - we were back on the court for Markie's game. These 2nd and 3rd graders came to rock! Their opponents didn't stand a chance as Markie and his teammates worked the court with NBA-like skills! With a final score of a whole lot to not very many, it was a successful day on the court!

Next up, Family Hoops Night! After playing rounds of 7-up and Knock-Out (games I couldn't even begin to describe here) - it was time for the first ever Stephens Family Dunk-a-thon. Because a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll let the photos speak for themselves!

Enough said!

You Find Out Who Your Friends Are...

2009-01-12T13:03:00.000-08:00

You know how there are times in life that kind of sucker punch you in the gut? You go into a situation prepared and from nowhere you are hit by something that feels like a runaway truck? Today - something like that happened to me.

This morning I, along with 4/5 of my book club girls, attended a funeral for a truly amazing woman. I didn't personally know her but felt a need to show support to her surviving daughter - an incredible woman in her own right. I had no idea how this service would impact me but it did in ways I could not have imagined. As soon as Amazing Grace started being sung, I knew I was in trouble. I grabbed onto the arm of my dear friend and held on tight. When I turned and saw the casket, I found it hard to keep my emotions in check. The finality of it all just hit me like a rock.

It is times like these that you really appreciate those people who you call your closest friends. The ones who run along side you when life is moving fast, those who walk along side you when you need it and those who carry you when your strength seems to have disappeared.

At the end of the service, when the pallbearers made their way back down the center aisle, I felt this warm hand wrap around my arm. It wasn't there to point out my weakness. It was there to tell me that I wasn't alone in this. It was okay to be upset and to be emotional. It was okay to be a little frightened. It was all okay because that hand that was wrapped around my arm would be there to help me through all of it.

As I looked down the pew at the three beautiful women next to me, I knew. It was clear as day. I know who my friends are (whether you were with me today or not) and I am so thankful for each and every one of you.

Get Into The Groove...

2009-01-11T15:14:00.000-08:00

Well, last week, after a fantastic Christmas vacation, we got back into the groove of going to school - much to my dismay! I prefer waking up to warm snuggley kids climbing into my bed at 7:00 over the cold cruel alarm clock that pierces my brain at 6:00! Getting back into the swing of things kind of got me out of the swing of blogging! Alas, I am back! With fingers at the ready, I look forward to sharing all of the happenings of the Stephens family and in particular - give you a glimpse into my world.

With the New Year also came a new season of basketball! Madison and Mark had their first games this weekend. With all players displaying their most serious game faces, they worked the court with skills that mirrored the NBA. At the final whistle, with the scoreboard tilting heavily in their favor (in both games) - the season started off on a great note!

Madison, Mark and Tanner - Pre-game

Madison and Mark - with their most frightening game faces

Madison rockin' the court!

With the New Year in full swing and our normal chaotic pace resumed, I look forward to keeping you all (my 3 faithful readers!) up to date on the Chronicles of Nini-a!

Traditions!

2009-01-03T13:53:00.000-08:00

You know how there are some traditions that should just be buried and forgotten - like hosting New Year's Eve parties with 30 children running amok and wreaking havoc on (read - destroying) your house? Yes - that is one tradition that will NEVER repeat itself.

On the other hand - there are also some traditions that are so fantastic that they need repeating! Last year, a dear friend and I decided that we need to kick off the New Year in a way that both, brings us immense happiness and is a little calmer than the festivities of the night before! So, for two year's running now, on New Year's Day, we meet at Barnes & Noble (the second happiest place on Earth), stroll the aisles, check out the clearance racks, drink coffee and just be. I can think of no better way to start the New Year!

With a day of relaxation as my starting point - I am ready to dive into all that this next year has in store! I look forward to sharing it with all of you - my three faithful readers!!!

Lions, Tigers & Bears - No Really!!!

2008-12-28T12:39:00.000-08:00

LIONS

TIGERS

BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

As many of you know, a few years ago, I developed something that I call Adult Onset Bear Phobia. These beasts have haunted me in my dreams (apparently in my dreams, I am still no match for them as I have awoken several times just BEFORE they bite my head off) and the thought of them has sent me racing down mountains (ok, bunny slopes) on VERY unsteady skis - yes, I know it was winter and they were hibernating, but still. While I am unsure if this is a permanent condition or a temporary one - they say that facing your fears is the first step in recovery.

With a family trip to the San Francisco Zoo planned - it seemed like the perfect opportunity to face said fears. After checking out a bunch of very cool animals - we headed over to the Grizzly Bear enclosure to watch their feeding. Before releasing the bears, the zoo keeper (instead of providing real entertainment and sacrificing herself) spread a bunch of veggies out and then released some live fish into the pool that was visible through the plexiglass. We had front row seats. These giant masses of head-ripping-off-power strolled in, walked right past the veggies and made their way into the pool. The fish didn't have a chance. One of the bears jumped in the water - RIGHT IN FRONT OF US - grabbed the fish and bit it in half. After viewing this, I can honestly say that my fear of bears is justified! For your viewing pleasure - here are some pictures of the bears, along with a bunch of other super cool animals!

Tanner and the Rhino

Madison and the Parrot

My son, oh, I mean a Giant Silverbacked Gorilla!

The Object of My Affection - NOT!

Two Guys and a Girl

Two Blond Headed Beauties

One Very Cool Polar Bear

3 Monkeys and a Giraffe!

Me, My Paintbrush & Bon Jovi

2008-12-23T19:02:00.000-08:00

I know that I have briefly (read - repeatedly) mentioned the impromptu painting project that is now 9 days old. In 9 days, we have completed 4 rooms along with one very long hallway. Who knew what a difference color on a wall could make??? Well, apparently most people - my hubby and I are just a little slow in this area! Alas, we are finally in the know! So, with paintbrush in hand, Bon Jovi blasting on the CD player and my rattiest clothes adorning my body - I set to work!

And so it begins! Me - working on the kitchen

Oh - there I am on my ladder

Yep - me again on said ladder

Yep - me again, doing some more ladder work

Uh - the headless painter

Yes - that is a 7-8 ft. Christmas tree BELOW me!

One of the final products!

With all of my experience on the ladder, I am considering a consulting position with the local fire department!

A Few Holiday Celebrations!

2008-12-21T08:00:00.000-08:00

In between painting, very little sleep and more painting - we were able to squeeze in a few moments to celebrate the holidays! On Thursday, Markie and I along with the rest of his class (5 8-year old boys with me in my car - potty talk x 5) headed over to a care home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly residents. After warming up my voice and doing some stretches, I was more than ready to bust out some songs! As I told Markie of my plans to sing loud and proud, the look of horror on my son's face that morning was priceless. Because I thought saving him from years of therapy was probably a good parental move, I stayed quiet during their performance - except to keep my young charges in line. A good time was had by all - especially the sweet ladies who lived there!

Markie is way in the back!

Markie giving a gift to one of the residents! (Notice Jack looking into the camera!)

Me and my boy!

Last night (after painting all day - did I mention that we are in the midst of painting the inside of our house??? - 5 days before Christmas!!!) we headed out to celebrate Christmas with Knowles Trucking! Besides the incredible food that we gorged ourselves on and fun time spent with friends, the kids enjoyed a visit and Christmas gift from Santa. Here are the pictures for you to enjoy!

Santa and the 2 goofballs

Madison - way too excited to be sitting on Santa's lap!

Markie getting the goods!

The hubby and me - our annual photo together!

Alright - enough dillydallying - time to get pack to painting!

Where Exactly Did Last Week Go?

2008-12-16T15:39:00.000-08:00

After being released from the clutches of those very frightful terrorists, I found myself right smack dab in the middle of what I call "holiday insanity." Pair this with a few impromptu home improvement projects and well, welcome to my world! In a nutshell, here's a brief glimpse into this past week:

Another fever (Tanner)

Christmas programs

Birthday parties (5 different kids)

Basketball practice/games

Baking, baking and more baking

Multiple Christmas Parties

Making stockings

Jimmy Buffet cover band concert

Book Sales

Repainting (on a whim) family room, kitchen, hallway, entryway

Cookie exchange - making prize winning cookies!

Eating mounds of said prize winning cookies

Shopping, shopping, shopping!

Whew! I'll stop there! You get the picture! I wouldn't be surprised if this list looks just like yours! It is the nature of the season! Here's a picture of my Rudolph cookies that won "The Most Unique" cookie award. Enjoy!

Help!!! Being Held Hostage...

2008-12-08T16:32:00.000-08:00

Sometimes when you can't imagine things getting any worse - the unthinkable happens! Just when we finally bid a fond farewell to the flu bug that had taken an unwelcome residence in our home and the cure to our cabin fever was in sight - we were taken hostage by a frightful band of rebels.

Their ring leader, Tanner Abdul Ju Bar Stephanovich, (this photo taken with a hidden camera) has proven to be quite ruthless. His skills with a wide variety of weaponry (especially swords and light sabers) have left us fearing for our lives. It is with this message that I urge any readers to please send help. We don't know how much time we have left...

Advanced Degree...

2008-12-03T16:43:00.000-08:00

While this isn't a fact that I often share (I am not usually one to brag) but I just felt the need to put this out there in case there is anyone who may need some advice, encouragement or helpful hints in this area. I hold the coveted Advanced Degree (A.D.) in Puke Removal from Carpets (PRfC). Now, I am aware that being a specialist in this is quite rare and highly unusual but I truly am a professional puke remover. I have had countless hours of experience - including several within the last 24 hours - a requirement to maintain my status. With this in mind, please know that I offer this expertise to you free of charge. If you find yourself in a situation that may need my assistance, please do not hesitate to call.

When I Hear That Trumpet Sound...

2008-12-02T18:17:00.001-08:00

Oh, when I hear that trumpet sound

Oh, Lord I want to be in that number

When I hear that trumpet sound!!!

Well, the trumpets weren't exactly sounding, but our beautiful angel was at the ready! With Prancer and Pedro (our resident Christmas deer) nearby, the trio was a sight to behold in front of the red and orange sunset. (This picture doesn't quite do it justice!) With this set of three in place, we have officially begun decorating for Christmas! I look forward to using all of my displaying skills (all 2 of them) to make my house into something magical. I will do my best to refrain from mixing Pirates of the Caribbean figurines in with the glass gingerbread house, carousel and rocking horse that we have acquired over the years, but there are no guarantees! The red bow clad Kraken was an excellent addition to the back of the rocking horse and made an excellent centerpiece last year. You just never know what I am going to come up with!

Happy 1st Birthday Gabriella!!!

2008-12-01T09:33:00.001-08:00

Today my sweet niece/Goddaughter turns one! Gabriella has blessed our family since before she was born (when we thought she was a he) and continues to do so! We are so thankful that God chose our family to love her and take care of her. She is one very special girl and we are truly lucky to be a part of her life!

Tree-hugging with her favorite Uncle!

Clearly not a vegetarian!

True Love!

3 Little Ladies - Elena, Gabriella and Madison

Inseparable!

Happy 1st Birthday Angel Girl! We love you so much!

We're Home!!!!!!!

2008-11-30T07:48:00.000-08:00

It was a week of family, fun and a little bit of freezing! Last Friday (11/21), we made our trek to Boise, Idaho. We grabbed the kids from school and headed out of town! 9 hours later, we pulled into the McHargue driveway ready to make some awesome memories!

With the first two nights spent in Boise, followed by three nights in Tamarack and then three more nights back in Boise - our week was jam packed with fun! Among the many memories we made, here are some of the highlights:

Gabriella's dedication (we are her Godparents!)
Ice Skating

Playing in snow

Hot Springs
Christmas shopping in McCall

2.6 mile walks in 19 degrees

Thanksgiving dinner/dessert

Madagascar 2

Countless cups of hot tea

Boise State Basketball game

2 Boise State football games

Christmas shopping in Boise

Hiking to the frozen river

Seeing a fox

The Turkey Bowl

Hiking/Rock climbing

Puzzle building

Did I mention Christmas shopping on Black Friday???

Hanging with the family!

Mark, Madison and Tanner

Gabriella Grace - such a cutie face!

Mad Dogger

Mark and Jack - hard at work drawing wars

Gabriella Grace with her one true love - her Uncle Mark

Little E

Two of my 3 turkeys in the Turkey Bowl!

After a week filled with ridiculous amounts of fun - we are now home and taking this day to relax and recuperate! We look forward to doing it all over again next year!

Brushing Teeth is Hard Work!

2008-11-18T19:44:00.000-08:00

Who knew that brushing teeth could be so exhausting??? Tonight, I sent Tanner into the bathroom to brush his teeth - our normal night time ritual. When he didn't come right back, I figured, well, he must be hard at work cleaning each and every tooth! Little did I know, that the task would prove to be so incredibly exhausting! With his toothbrush nearby, he curled up on the couch and called it a day! No wonder it is such a chore to get them to brush their teeth. They must know going in that at the conclusion of this dreaded task that every last bit of energy they possess with be sucked right out of them! It is all starting to make sense now... :)

Oh, Dear Heaven...

2008-11-14T16:14:00.001-08:00

Have you ever been in one of those situations when time actually seems to go backwards? Today, I had the pleasure of attending a performance of The Music Man with Markie and the rest of his 2nd grade class. I had been looking forward to this all week. Had I known ahead of time what I was in store for, I would have made plans to be busy - busy doing laundry, busy scrubbing toilets, busy shoving bamboo up my fingernails.

With three extremely bored 8 year old boys next to me and the lord of the dance behind me kicking my chair, it was no wonder I was checking my watch every two minutes - a fact that was pointed out to me during the performance. About halfway through I told the three boys to go ahead and take a nap if they wanted to while I found myself praying that God would kill me now. Thankfully God did not answer that prayer at that moment. Instead, I was blessed with just enough patience and energy to make it to the closing of the performance.

Once we had exited the theater, I asked the Markie if he wanted to see it again. He responded with a "NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't agree more!

The Brady Bunch

2008-11-10T14:30:00.000-08:00

You all know the words so sing with me!

"Here's the story

Of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold

Like their mother's

The youngest one in curls..."

OK - so we aren't really the Brady Bunch but when our families are combined there are 3 girls and 3 boys. Because of this, we have unofficially named them "The Brady Bunch." Today I had the pleasure of watching this Brady crew. With Melissa off perfecting her role as radio personality, it was 6 on 1 in the Stephens household! Taking our cue from Noah, the kids paired up and had a blast playing together! While they played, I baked. Everyone was happy!

After lots of food, fun and playtime, our time ended with a well thrown, perfectly timed football launched into my eye. (For those of you who remember - "Now, I'll never be a teen model!") Luckily it was of the Nerf variety but it still hurt nonetheless! It was on that note that we bid a fond farewell to 1/2 of the Brady Bunch.

"The Brady Bunch

The Brady Bunch

That's the way we became the Brady Bunch!"

Good luck getting that song out of your head today!

Going Batty!

2008-11-09T17:24:00.000-08:00

With one last (post-Halloween) Halloween celebration on the schedule and my refusal to arrive at said party empty-handed, I whipped up this cake to officially send Halloween out in style!

This is a 4-layer chocolate cake. The topping/filling is made of a cream cheese/sugar/whipped topping combo. The topping is covered in orange and black sugar sprinkles along with miniature candy bats and pumpkins. Bats hand cut out of rolled out tootsie rolls complete the look!

Also on the schedule this weekend was the final celebration for Markie's birthday! Markie's Mud Bowl was a hit! After last night's pouring rain, thunder and lightning we were blessed with absolutely beautiful weather. With blue skies above and surprisingly dry ground below, Markie's Mud Bowl was more like Markie's Little Bit Dirty Bowl.

Markie's Mud Bowlers

The Mud Bowl Ladies - Emily, Riley, Courtney and Madison

Drew - 1 of 2 Mini Mud Bowl Ladies

Demi - The second Mini Mud Bowler

Collin - tearing it up on the field

Tanner - the only child who didn't play football but ended up muddy anyway!

With Halloween and Markie's birthday officially behind me, I am really looking forward to getting into the swing of the holiday season! I can't wait to see what baking fun the next couple months bring!

Birthdays, Bicycles and One Super Cool Cake

2008-11-07T12:37:00.000-08:00

Yesterday we celebrated Markie's 8th birthday! With football being his current favorite sport - it seemed fitting to make him a football related cake. For your viewing pleasure - check out this cool football helmet cake!

Hope he wished for something other than the pet bunny he has been asking for...

Ride 'em cowboy! Markie saddled up on his new, super cool turbo bike!

With the candle blown out, cake eaten and wrapping paper littering our house - his birthday celebration concluded with one tired boy! Thankfully, there will be plenty of time for him to rest between now and Sunday when Markie's Mud Bowl - a huge, muddy football game takes place in honor of his special day! Are you ready for some football??????

You said it's your birthday.....

2008-11-06T10:21:00.000-08:00

It was 8 years ago today that this giant 8 lb 10 oz boy made his way into the world! With the loudest scream I have ever heard (his, not mine), Mark Halsey Stephens III burst his way onto the scene! We have been blessed every day since!

Happy Birthday Mark Shark! We love you like crazy big boy!

Happy Halloween!

2008-11-01T11:31:00.000-07:00

With our pumpkins carved and ghosts, ghouls and goblins nowhere to be found - we headed out on our trick-or-treating adventure! Our resident enchanted fairy - ok it is really a witch but I prefer enchanted fairy, a storm trooper and Anakin Skywalker, along with our dear friends - the ladybug, a smaller version of the enchanted fairy (also a witch but again fairy is preferred!) and one very scary, super frightening lion, we loaded up the golf cart and set out on our candy gathering extravaganza!

Anakin Skywalker (aka Tanner)

Stormtrooper (Markie)

Enchanted fairy (Madison)

5/6 of the trick-or-treating crew (Madison, Riley, Markie, Tanner and Drew)

One very tough, super ferocious lion! (Collin Tucker)

With bags overflowing with enough candy to last until next Halloween, we concluded our 4-year tradition! I am looking forward to doing it all over again next year!

CHILDREN OF THE CORN!!!!

2008-10-30T19:21:00.001-07:00

AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Remember that movie? I think I had nightmares for years after seeing it! Lucky for me - these children of the corn are far less scary and have not developed a desire to kill all people over 18 years old.

To celebrate Halloween Eve, we headed over to the local pumpkin patch to pick out some pumpkins! With the family pumpkin philosophy firmly in place - If you can carry it, you can have it! - we set off on our pumpkin finding mission!

Mission accomplished!

Giant Potatoes and Family Hoops

2008-10-27T18:53:00.001-07:00

Today we were on the receiving end of our Dinner Exchange program! On the menu was Twice Baked Potatoes stuffed with ham, cheese, mushrooms and a bunch of deliciousness! After gorging ourselves on the most giant potatoes I have ever seen, we saddled up our 2 wheeled horses and headed to the neighborhood basketball hoop.

Family Hoops was everything you'd expect an NBA basketball game to be - except for the one player who clearly shot like a girl! There were mad skills being displayed all over the court and moves that some people had most likely never seen before. It is a crying shame that I decided against pursuing a career in the WNBA because all 5'4" of me could be kicking some serious behind!

Check out that WICKED defense!

He's still got it!

Air Tanner!

Textbook Form!

Mark Shark!

The One Who Shoots Like A Girl!

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

2008-10-26T06:56:00.001-07:00

Madison's soccer season sadly came to a close yesterday. In a performance that can only be described as phenomenal - Madison ROCKED the house! With dribbling skills that rivaled her Uncle Chris, speed that far surpassed the opposing defensive line, and power shots that scored her a goal, she concluded her season with, what I would call - perfection!

Yesterday, Tanner and his Kicker teammates had their most challenging game of the season. In a nail-biting performance, they were able to pull off the win! Tanner had 5 goals under his belt - the last one being scored while dribbling from mid-field with an opposing player pulling on his jersey. The play of the game came when Tanner was set to kick off the ball. He looked at the other team and how they were lined up and said, "You need to back up - No, I'm serious!" With that warning, he booted the ball so hard it flew about 25 yards past the goal. It was very sweet of him to want to protect them from the possibility of getting the ball smashed into their face at close range! Stuff like that just makes a mama proud!

Soccer combined with pizza parties and birthday parties made our Saturday complete! Completely exhausted, completely tired, completely ready for bed!

Baking Bliss (Again!)

2008-10-25T11:56:00.000-07:00

Today marks the 10th birthday of Madison's dear friend Riley! As part of my gift to her - I was given the honor of making her birthday cake. With cake and frosting and fondant covering my counters along with an assortment of baking necessities, my sous chef and I set off to make the perfect birthday cake - one that would truly reflect her personality. With the fact that Riley has more fashion sense than most people I know - combined - and that she loves all things fashionable - the executive decision to make her a cake in the form of an upright purse was, for lack of better words - a no brainer!

The result, as seen above, is a pretty flippin' cool cake - even if I do say so myself!

So, Happy Birthday Riley!!! I hope you have as much fun on your birthday as I had making your cake!

Good Bye Old Friend

2008-10-23T17:10:00.000-07:00

With hearts full of sadness, today we said goodbye to our good friend, Toby. Please keep Mark's grandfather in your prayers as he deals with the loss of his closest companion.

Ganache-ulous!

2008-10-23T12:09:00.000-07:00

To help in the celebration of a friend's 50ish birthday, I volunteered to make the cake - I know, huge shocker there! After making and gathering all of the necessary items - thinly baked layers of cake, ganache that had been chilling overnight as well as a few extras to make the cake unique - I set off on my cake assembling. The completed cake (pictured below) is a 4-layer yellow cake. It is filled and frosted with a semi-sweet chocolate ganache and is topped with a white chocolate drizzle and shaved Nestle Crunch bars.

Because I am not a chocolate fan - unless it is mixed with peanut butter - I had to count on the chocoholics at the birthday celebration for their honest reviews of the cake. Much to my great joy (and ego boosting) - the cake was a hit! I can officially add ganache to my baking repertoire!

Dinner Exchange Kick-Off!

2008-10-20T17:39:00.000-07:00

Today marks the official kick-off to our Dinner Exchange! To sum up the program - I cook dinner for a friend and her family on Monday (today) and next Monday she will cook for us. Nice huh? I think so too!

On the menu: Chicken Paprika served over a bed of jasmine rice.

So, armed with a bunch of chicken breasts, cream of mushroom soup, bell peppers, onions, seasonings etc., I set off in my dinner preparations! Now, it is no secret that I enjoy working in the kitchen (and by working, I mean cooking - not cleaning!) but I can honestly say that cooking for someone else's family really makes me happy! I love knowing that people are actually eating the food that I prepared - unlike my children. But I digress...

Back to me and my love for cooking - I love hearing praises over what a fantastic chef I am and how I really should have my own cooking show. I love when people beg me for recipes which I willingly hand over knowing that their version will never be as good as mine.... Uh - did I really just write that??? Hahahaha!!!! I am only teasing! I really do love cooking for other people. Call me a freak. Call me a dork. I am the first to admit it! For me, cooking for other people makes the whole cooking process so much more fun - which makes the Dinner Exchange even better! I get to cook for other people and in return, I don't have to cook every other Monday! Works for me!

Fireworks, Lawn Fishing and a Little Child Labor

2008-10-19T18:00:00.000-07:00

Whew! At the end of the weekend - it truly is amazing how much you cram into 48 hours. Between baking, soccer, cleaning, wedding receptions, fireworks, grandparents in from out of town, gorging on ridiculous amounts of food and the 42 other things that seem to be a part of our weekend - it is no wonder that come Sunday night we are BEAT!

One of the said 42 additional items that snuck into our weekend was the ever daunting task of maintaining our lawn. With his ear protectors firmly in place, Markie and the lawn mower became one in an effort to manicure the grass jungle that seems to have grown 6 inches since its last grooming 7 days ago.

Markie's efforts were a great success and Tanner was rewarded with a perfect landscape for practicing the ever popular sport of lawn fishing.

With his Pirates of the Caribbean fishing rod in hand - the little rubber red fish were no match for this expert lawn fisherman.

Even though our weekend was jam packed - it was one filled with fun times, lots of loved ones and lasting memories. I am pretty sure that is what it is all about!

Culinary Bliss...

2008-10-17T13:43:00.000-07:00

If there is such a thing as culinary bliss - I experienced it today! With my hair in a ponytail, donning my favorite apron and my 10 year old sous chef at the ready, I set off on my cake making extravaganza! On the menu:

Cake #1: Chocolate Decadence

A 4-level square chocolate cake filled and frosted with a chocolate ganache and topped with shaved chocolate.

Before:

After:

Cake #2: Strawberry's Wild

A 4-level round yellow cake with whipped topping/cream cheese filling with strawberries on top and thinly sliced between each layer.

Before:

After:

Both cakes are for a wedding reception honoring Mark's cousin and his new bride who were married last month in Lake Tahoe.

Second only to watching my kids on the soccer field - baking the perfect cake is a joy that is truly indescribable!

Where the wild things are...

2008-10-14T09:00:00.000-07:00

Lions, tigers and bears? Close but not quite. You just never know what you are going to run into in our neighborhood! Lions (well, mountain lions anyway) - yes. Tigers - not so much. Bears - well, it has been a number of years since one has been spotted. Over the past couple weeks, we have been visited by a variety of local wild life. Here's a glimpse of what goes on right outside my front door!

Snakes!

Why did the turkeys cross the road?

Peacocks!

Oh deer!

Three unidentifiable species!

Let Freedom Ring!!!

2008-10-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

You know the scene - Kate Winslet is there, arms outstretched, on the very front of the Titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio is behind her. The wind is in her hair and she's saying - "I'm flying!" That was me yesterday when I dropped off all THREE of my kids at school! Leonardo DiCaprio was unavailable but with the cool breeze blowing through my hair and my arms stretched wide - the angels and I were singing rounds of "Freedom, freedom, freeeeedoooommm!"

Yes, Markie is feeling back to normal! No more fever. No more headache. No more staying home! My house arrest came to an abrupt halt yesterday at 8:30 a.m.! Can you hear it??? Freeeeeedddooooooommm!

Soup's On!

2008-10-07T19:28:00.000-07:00

I might not be Julia Childs - thank heaven, given that fact that she is dead - but I know my way around the kitchen! With the temperature changing from insane heat to our 2 weeks of fall-like weather, I could hardly wait to dive into my recipe box to find something hearty and stew-like. With my Nani's Italian soup recipe in hand, I started chopping veggies with wild abandon!

While the finished product resembled a stew more than a soup - due to the fact that we had to leave for soccer and the rice sucked up all of the broth - all 3 kids actually liked it - a true miracle - and I LOVED it!

Vacation at Wal-mart?

2008-10-05T15:12:00.000-07:00

Not quite the ideal vacation spot but after a week of being confined to the house to take care of Markie - I was willing to take whatever break I could get! After receiving a hot tip from a friend last week, Madison and I braved the elements (and I mean the scary people who frequent our Wal-mart) and did a little clearance rack shopping. We were on a mission to get some really cute but ridiculously cheap swim suits. Our mission proved to be a great success!

Madison scored and found 3 suits. I grabbed 2 pairs of swim trunks for Tanner and 1 for Markie as the selection for his size was minimal. All will be perfect for next summer. The damage done for 6 swim suits totalled $16.00 - the normal price for 1 suit!

While it was hardly a vacation, I did come home rested, relaxed and refreshed. Ok - that is stretching it a bit - ok, a lot - but the trip out did help with the cabin fever!

Soccer, The Incredibles and Saturday Night Fever...

2008-10-04T19:01:00.000-07:00

With only one soccer game actually taking place today - the other two cancelled due to rain and illness - the responsibility of representing the Stephens family on the soccer field rested entirely on Tanner's shoulders. In a performance described as mirroring David Beckham, Tanner rose to the occasion and put away 6 goals. Despite the rain, mud, and wind, he led his Kickers team to a 10-4 victory!

After spending the day indoors, playing countless games of Battleship and "hand soccer" - since the kids aren't supposed to kick the ball in the house - we capped off the evening with movie night! After reading off the names of ALL of the movies in our cupboard, the kids finally agreed - and I use this term VERY loosely (2 out of 3) - on The Incredibles. Ice Cream sandwiches are the final stop for these kiddipoos before we ship them off to bed!

With Markie's Saturday Night Fever running full force - back up to 102 degrees, I can only hope that a good night's rest awaits us.

Cupcakes and fevers

2008-10-03T12:44:00.000-07:00

Not that I am counting or anything but today is Day 6 of Markie's virus. With one whole week of school missed, we are entering the weekend pretty much the same way we entered the week. Not good! His fever is still sitting between 100 and 101.8 degrees and his mouth is so swollen and sore that it is hard to understand him but his spirits are up and he can still play a wicked game of Yahtzee! So far the rest of us have been spared and I can only pray that it stays that way!

On a totally separate note, Tanner, after having a hard day at school yesterday, finished off his school week on a high note! To celebrate, a batch of undecorated chocolate cupcakes awaited his arrival from school. Armed with their mama's cake decorating genes and an arsenal of sprinkles, Mark and Tanner launched themselves into cupcake decorating bliss. Here are the fruits of their labor for your viewing pleasure and their eating pleasure!

Got a Fever of 103.9

2008-09-30T16:39:00.000-07:00

After not sleeping for 2 nights, walking around looking and feeling like the living dead, I can honestly say that I am delicately balancing on the brink of exhaustion-induced psychosis. To be blunt, my emotions are shot and I am pretty much a mess.

With this in mind, today when I checked Markie's temperature and the digital readout STARTED at 103 degrees - that was all I needed to set me off in full-tilt-freak out mode. With a thermometer reading 103.9 degrees in one hand and the phone to my doctor in the other - the poor receptionist had to deal with my wrath. I am convinced that when you start a conversation to your doctor's office with "I AM FREAKING OUT!" it is a very effective method to get the care that you need. This theory was tested and proven today as the response was for me to bring him right in - which I did. The diagnosis was that he is suffering from a common virus that will most likely show up in both of my other kids before the week is out. Now that sure is something to look forward to! I can hardly wait!

Hot Blooded...

2008-09-29T18:59:00.000-07:00

Check it and see - Got a fever of a 103... Well, almost 103 anyways. 102.4 to be exact! Markie has been on a feverish roller coaster all day and it looks like it might be the trend well into the night. Bummer for me!

On a much cooler and WAY more exciting note, my sweet niece Elena turned 8 today! Happy Birthday Little E!

We all love you like crazy angel girl and can't wait to see you in a month and a half!

Golfing, Birthdays and a Bunch of Full Bellies

2008-09-28T16:58:00.000-07:00

After the return of 5 tired but happy campers - we headed off into a bunch of directions! The Marks (Mark Jr. and Mark III) scooted off to their golf tournament while Tanner, Madison and I - with Riley in tow - headed over to the Knowles house for an incredible lunch. We gorged ourselves on a homemade Stromboli and tomato soup. After a quick trip down the street to drop off Tanner at a birthday party - I headed back to resume my spot at the Knowles dining room table where we chatted and drank ridiculous amounts of sweet tea.

To top off the fabulous lunch, I concocted a new brownie recipe that consisted of chocolate chip brownies covered with a flattened layer of chocolate chip cookie dough and then baked. It was quite delicious - even if I do say so myself!

A fun conclusion to a fun weekend!

On My Own...

2008-09-27T16:34:00.000-07:00

What to do with all of this time - I just don't know! My very brave hubby took our three kids and Madison's friend Riley camping for the night. Since oil and water go together as well as camping and I do - I have the next 18 hours to myself! I can't remember the last time that I didn't have anything to do! I am so fired up! So, in no particular order, here is what I am thinking my evening will look like:

Get caught up on Ace of Cakes
Take a Bubble Bath
Finish the book I am currently reading
Eat a well balanced meal (cookie dough balanced on a spoon)
Watch a chick flick (probably The Holiday)
Sleep like an X in the middle of my bed!

Pretty much lots of lounging, absolutely NO cleaning and some well deserved time to just chill-ax!

VOLCANO ERUPTS!!!

2008-09-25T13:09:00.000-07:00

The walls were shakin', the earth was quakin', my mind was achin' and we weren't fakin' as a volcano erupted right here in Redding, CA. With lava and poisonous gases spewing everywhere, the unbearable heat and ash surrounding us, it was by the grace of God alone that we lived through it!

OK - so we weren't really in THAT much danger. I tend to have a way with embellishing things! It was quite an eruption though! After making the volcano from scratch (*note to reader, inhaling powdered plaster is never a good idea), and painting it over the course of 2 days, it's destiny to erupt was fulfilled and my work as a volcano maker/painter/erupter was done!

Lullaby and Goodnight...

2008-09-22T17:41:00.000-07:00

After running around like wild animals and acting like untamed beasts - it was all too clear that these little ones were well overdue for a nap. Getting them to settle down enough to actually get some rest was another story! After exhausting all other options, it became apparent that lulling these creatures to sleep with the sweet melody of Tanner's voice was the only choice. After rounds of Rock-A-By-Baby, a very interesting version of The Star Spangled Banner and Josh Grobin's You Raise Me Up, these sweet little beings finally settled into a restful slumber!

Happy Apple Day!!!

2008-09-17T16:10:00.000-07:00

'Twas 3 months before Christmas and hidden all around
Were apples for the kindergarten class to be found
There were red ones, green ones and some fujis too
Ready to be studied by this under six crew
With marshmallow and peanut butter apple smiles
And apple tree paintings in their own unique styles
Apple Jacks to be strung by the children with care
And then eaten quickly so they wouldn't have to share
There was juice and dancing and lots of apple-y fun
And a couple happy moms that Apple Day was done!

The Perfect Day...

2008-09-15T12:40:00.000-07:00

How often in our lives are there days when you can honestly say that you wouldn't have spent it any other way? Well, I was lucky enough to have one of those days on Saturday! After easing into the morning, we made our way over to the soccer park for our first game of the day.

Markie was up first with a 1:30 start time. He hit the field running and didn't stop until the final whistle blew. While his team posted a 4-3 loss (all 3 goals being his), his dominance on the field was undeniable!

After a brief reprieve in the shade, we headed over to Tanner's game. With all of his best gals by his side, his offense was unstoppable and his defense was impenetrable. With 3 goals to his name in a 3-0 win, he and his Kicker teammates celebrated by crawling like dogs through a man (and woman) made tunnel!

With an hour to go before Madison's 6:00 game, we, along with Grandpa Mark and Auntie Courtney, headed to one of our favorite burrito joints! After gorging ourselves, we waddled back to the soccer park for the last of our 3 games.

Madison and her Pride teammates ROCKED THE HOUSE! While the final score remained 0-0, it was one of the best games I have ever had the privelege of watching! Madison's speed and ball handling skills were unbelievable. Watching her dribble past the defensive line (girls who are 2 years older and a head taller) to take shots on the goal was a joy that I can not put into words. That girl amazes me. Watching her play and seeing her become more confident in her abilities is just about as good as it gets!

So, there it was. My perfect day. Watching my kids play soccer, eating way too much food and being surrounded by many of my favorite people! It doesn't get any better than that!

2 Birthdays and 1 Very Cool Cake!

2008-09-13T09:38:00.000-07:00

It was a night of birthday celebrations! Mark's grandfather celebrated his 85th while his sister, Courtney celebrated her 22nd! The hamburgers and hotdogs were barbequed to perfection, the friends and family gathered were a perfect combination of well, old and new, and the evening was topped of with what could be called a culinary work of art!

Smashed Rattlesnakes and World War III

2008-09-08T18:09:00.000-07:00

There is just never a dull moment in our household! After a quick trip up the street to retrieve a recently smashed rattlesnake, we came home to World War III. While none of the countries currently at war were involved - it was one of epic porportions nonetheless. It was a battle of Good vs Evil. Light vs Darkness. Right vs Wrong. Dinosaurs vs. Cowboys and Indians. While the dinosaurs overpowered the men by size, weight and ability to rip their heads off in a single bite - the craftiness and skill of the men made it an even match. With bodies from both sides flying across the clearly drawn enemy lines, it was unclear who would come out the victor. In a nail-biting finale, WWIII came to an end with no man... or beast left standing!

Soccer Saturday!

2008-09-06T16:23:00.000-07:00

With the temperatures above 105 today (and easily 10 degrees hotter on the artifcial turf) - the hours spent at the soccer park were sweaty but definitely memorable ones!

Madison game was the first on the card. The amount of joy I get watching her play is indescribable! Her grace, speed and skill is amazing. While she and her Pride teammates played hard and did the best they could - they fell just short of a win.

Mark was up next. With two quick goals under his belt, he was pulled into the backfield. The other team scored 3 goals and Mark was put back in the forward position. With just a few minutes left on the clock, he stopped a goalie punt with his chest, dribbled up and did a sliding kick that flew by the goalie to end the game in a 3-3 tie.

Tanner's game marked the grand finale for our day on the soccer field. (To fully appreciate this, you really need to be singing the theme music to Chariots of Fire.) Tanner, with his good buddies - Drew, Georgia, Demi, Abigail and Emily - were a force to be reckoned with. The team work that was displayed in this game was phenomenal. Drew's goal and Tanner's 3 goals were definite highlights but it was Tanner's pass to Emily so she could score that made it all worth while. He could have easily taken it in himself but instead passed it to his shy teammate for her to complete the task. While victory was won, the numbers didn't matter. Helping someone else find happiness - on or off the field - well, you just can't beat that!

Eight is Enough...

2008-09-01T17:05:00.001-07:00

Actually, eight was perfect! Here is the breakdown for our Labor Day BBQ:
Girls: 5
Boys: 3
Potential For Drama: Immeasurable
Actual Drama: 0
Men involved in Man Circle: 4
Ladies gathered in Ladies Loop: 5
Number of Peanut Butter Brownies Consumed: 24
Spending Time with Friends and Family: Priceless

Weekend at Bernies...

2008-08-30T18:06:00.000-07:00

Actually it was weekend in Burney but the title was too much to resist! Alright, truth be told, it was only Saturday. With Grandpa Dave and Grandma Stephanie in tow, we decided to escape the heat and head to the Burney Falls. With the top down on the Jeep and clear blue skies overhead we made the 50 minute trek to check out what could very well be the most beautiful waterfall I have ever seen! We took advantage of the hiking trail that led from the top of the falls to the bottom. Given that the whole "being at one with nature" isn't really my thing, I actually did feel like an adventurer - something I voiced to my husband (much to his dismay!) repeatedly.

With the sun on our backs and the wind in our hair - we headed back into town to celebrate the 4th of July. Because of the insane smoke conditions from all of the fires this year, the 4th of July came late and landed on August 30th. As is our tradition, we watched the fireworks surrounded by great food, fantastic company and the knowledge that we get to do it all again next year!

Did you hear it???

2008-08-25T16:33:00.000-07:00

At 8:35 this morning, the collective sigh of relief that vibrated through the city was just shy of deafening - or maybe that was just me! It was a moment filled with a combination of pure joy and a renewed hope that at some point the level of sanity which I possessed at the beginning of summer would some how, some way be restored. Christmas came early this year in the form of the first day of school!

Armed with sack lunches, backpacks and all the gear needed to make for a successful first day of school, Madison, Mark and Tanner were ready as ever! Madison, the resident 5th grader, was more than ready to dive into all that 5th grade has to offer! Mark, 2nd grader extraordinaire, launched himself right into the swing of things and Tanner, kindergarten's rock star, braved his way through all of his uncertainties and cruised right into his class. What a blessing and a relief for me!

So, on this 100 degree August day, I wish each of you a Merry Christmas because sometimes when you least expect it, Christmas just might come a little early!

Soccer Games & Birthday Parties!

2008-08-24T13:16:00.000-07:00

As far as Saturdays go - this one was far from restful! With the temperature settling in at just over 100 degrees, Madison, Mark and Tanner had their first soccer games of the season! These 3 game times were scattered across the day and spanned two cities. Even in the extreme heat, all 3 kids rocked on the soccer field!

We topped off the day with a birthday party for Tanner at the Redding Aquatic Center. After swimming for hours, eating beautifully decortated (but slightly melted) cupcakes and being surrounded by 25 of his closest friends, we have officially concluded the celebration of Tanner's 6th birthday!

A Birthday, A Rattlesnake and A Crazy Skunk

2008-08-22T06:41:00.001-07:00

At 2:15 p.m., six years ago yesterday, one push - a feat of which I am very proud - launched our boy into this world! Tanner Christian - and his crazy personality - has kept us entertained from that moment on!

Mounds of presents, soccer practice with birthday hats and blowers, and the company of our dear friends, the Knowles family, to share some pirate flag cake and ice cream with - the day was filled with blessings and fun. But the entertainment was far from over...

A pre-bedtime scooter ride around the neighborhood gave all the Stephens boys their first experience with a live rattlesnake. Hissing and rattling like crazy, this 3 foot long snake was a little angry! After dropping Markie and Tanner off at home, Big Mark and his shovel took off into the night. He found the snake and was about to send it to snake heaven when out of the corner of his eye an impeccably timed skunk ran over to check out the snake. Not wanting to get sprayed, Big Mark backed away and waited. The life-saving skunk provided an escape route for the snake and neither have been seen since!

This has been a birthday that will not soon be forgotten!

A Pirate's Life For Me...

2008-08-20T16:59:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow is a big day here in the Stephens
household! Tanner Christian Stephens celebrates his 6th birthday! My favorite gift to each kiddipoo on their special day is to make them a very cool cake! This year was no exception! Tanner - my Pirates of the Caribbean expert - wanted a skull and crossbones cake. After practicing drawing skulls for the past week, I finally felt comfortable enough to pipe one onto a cake! So, after donning my favorite apron - a wedding gift from my friend Tara, I went to work and the result is here for your viewing pleasure! Ahoy Mateys!

Buddah Belly, BBQ & A Little Reality Check

2008-08-16T10:57:00.000-07:00

It was an evening of fun, food and a little dream crushing! There was lots of swimming, even more eating and the sad realization that my new dream of becoming an Olympic swimmer will remain only that - a dream. Even though I possess a wicked push off the wall, it is the actual swimming part where I am sorely lacking. Apparently the Olympic committee is a little behind and has yet to acknowledge the dog paddle as a competitive stroke. If and when they do, I will certainly give Michael Phelps a run for his money!

The night was not a loss however as a true champion emerged right before our eyes. And while this has yet to be considered an Olympic event, it is a competition in which this individual will certainly excel. As far as Hot Dog Eating Competitions go, Collin Tucker is a ringer. The skill and speed he possessed last night was proof that he is the future of the sport of Hot Dog Eating. I stand in awe of this future champion.